Wall Street gets ready to PLAY-BOY

A 700 point crash...ouch. market to go below 10K ......ooof......no increments this year...oooi maa/biwi/GF, a quarter close admist dusshera and diwali.........arre mat yaad dilao yaar, then what about financial analysts on PLAYBOY ...oomph bring it on

Well when the chips are down, sex is the best thing to cheer you up. Playboy the adult entertainment magazine, might just get your spirits UP.

The adult entertainment magazine, famous for its photo spreads of nude women is launching a search for models to pose for its upcoming feature, "Women of Wall Street" for its Feb 2009 edition.

Playboy has in the past published editions with themes such as Women of Enron and Women of Worldcom, now comes up with this idea "Women of Wall Street" to cheer up moods in a dull and sombre market. "When the news gets bad, then maybe that's a chance to make people smile by coming up with something that puts a different twist on it," said Gary Cole, Playboy's photo editor.

To be eligible for the shoot, the model (female) must be 18 years of age and must have worked in a financial institution. Well wonder what accountants will have to comment on the true fair value of the fairer sex .... i mean the financial statements as per FAS 157.

So coming Feb 09,  for starters; quit looking at ICICIdirect.com (by popular vote) you aint gonna get richer, stop reading financial news portals....... just oogle by visiting playboy.com to get real hot Wall Street action. I bet even your boss may put in his shirt.

FORGET THE BULLS AND THE BEARS, ITS THE REIGN OF THE BUNNY.

P.S - Disclaimer -  this article is meant only for readers over 18........ I do not hold any playboy.com stocks (hmm not a bad company to invest in - what do you say) and neither do i have any affiliations with LAY-MAN (lehman)